Beat Buff Gifts

The Music Lover.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ballet Lovers

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster