Musical Buff Gifts

'We had to donwsize.'

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

Did you ever see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? I don't know what made me think of that.

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D.

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Policemen

Notary

Katisha is furious

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Horti-Culture

"That is an outrageous slur."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Senta jumps into the sea

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Allegro con molto espresso

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Can't Touch This

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Stephen Fry

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'