Musical Buff Prints

'We had to donwsize.'

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Policemen

Notary

Katisha is furious

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Horti-Culture

If nobody had invented graphics

"That is an outrageous slur."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Can't Touch This

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."