Music Buffs Gifts

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

Pre-minstrel Tension.

Of course I know who Sinatra is, Mort. I was worried for a second. House of Java.neet Cybercafe. He was an essential part of my arsenal in the summer of '76. Low lights, an ascot, a virile mustache, and a little Sinatra. Chicks came from miles around. We're you like five in the 70s? My lemonade stand made a killing.

'Lately, Master and I tend to go for our walk when the kid next door starts his trumpet practice...'

'Forbes, I told you to get an I-Pod.'

Novel Niche Markets.

Please Please Please No More Robbie Williams CDs.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."