British Music Buff Gifts

Suggs.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Horti-Culture

Great British Eccentrics.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Allegro con molto espresso

Jarvis Cocker

I love the Shard

Piano Keyboard

"Downton Abbey Road"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Edvard Grieg

Pizza Tower Bridge

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Edward Elgar.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

David Bowie

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.