Beatlemania Buff Gifts

The Beatles

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Lennon and McCartney.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"That is an outrageous slur."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Piano Keyboard

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ringo releases his latest record.

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Fab Four

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."