Beatles Enthusiasts Gifts

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Music Quiz

Lennon and McCartney.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Downton Abbey Road"

Cossack dancers

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Ringo releases his latest record.

The Echoes at Killarney

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Fab Four

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Bassoon practice.

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

Blues for now.

"Romance"

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"So it sort of balances out then, doesn't it."

Paul McCartney

The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'