Beatles Fanatics Gifts

Mark Chapman goes before the parole board.

Lennon and McCartney.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

Ringo releases his latest record.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

The Fab Four

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

Music Quiz

"So it sort of balances out then, doesn't it."

Liam Gallagher

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Paul McCartney

A RINGO DOORBELL

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David Bowie

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Complementary Colors

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!

Beatles on Spotify

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.