Britpop Buff Gifts

Liam Gallagher

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Look! No hands!"

Great British Eccentrics.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Elvis Presley

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Jarvis Cocker

I love the Shard

Piano Keyboard

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Pizza Tower Bridge

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Tsars in their eyes.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."