Britpop Buff Pillows

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Look! No hands!"

Great British Eccentrics.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

I love the Shard

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Doggy conductor

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Tsars in their eyes.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'