Brit Pop Aficionado Gifts

Jarvis Cocker

Camels heading towards Oasis.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Benedict Cumberbatch

vaccine wars.

Anna Calvi

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

George Michael

"You've changed."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Da Vinci Cod

The last song before the party exploded.

Homo Zapiens

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Official Fight Cards

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."