British Culture Buff Gifts

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

"By George she's got it"

Disparate housewives.

'The North South Divide runs through the middle of our house'

Queue this way.

'It's taken over from The Red Lion as the most common pub sign in Britain.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Great British Eccentrics.

English conversation, Safe: Pets, weather,children. Unsafe: religion, politics,health problems.

"Yes it definitely feels like summer!"

'We have two classes - first and children.'

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Eton Mess

'Very nice, Sven, but I'm not sure it will fool the fans.'

"I think I preferred it when the queen didn't write them."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'

Britain's first official astronaut.

A Hint for Tailors - The British Abroad

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I don't care if your hands are cold - get it back on your head!!'

Stiff Upper Lip

Blair & Cameron: Tweedledum & Tweedledee.

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

Cockney language book

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

Rainy umbrella...

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Pizza Tower Bridge

Sloane Square

'It's a knight in British army issue shining armour' - Knight in string vest and underpants

Meghxit

"This comb was a Christmas gift but it doesn't work."

Royal corgi & Butler