British Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

Britishness Test - Queue Here.

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

"Please sir, can we have some more?"

Guy Fawkes calendar

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Identity parade guardsmen.

Cockney elocution teacher

Michael Caine

Dua Lipa caricature

Great Britain

"It's not England any more..."

British Heatwave

Natasha Anne Bedingfield caricature

David Cameron

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

'You know I'm here if you need a shoulder pad to cry on.'

The Dukes of Hazard

'Elizabeth, it looks as if one of your 'loyal subjects' has gorn and run orf with a flag orf the limo'!'

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

The Vikings invade Britain.

Made in England

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'What do you mean you feel proper daft - get over it, woman!'

"It's the racket season again!"

"Call Whitehall at once - we've located the North-South divide."

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

The Proposed Site for the Exhibition of Industry

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Great British Eccentrics.

Barristers

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.