British Culture Buff Mugs

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

"By George she's got it"

Disparate housewives.

'The North South Divide runs through the middle of our house'

Queue this way.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'It's taken over from The Red Lion as the most common pub sign in Britain.'

English conversation, Safe: Pets, weather,children. Unsafe: religion, politics,health problems.

'We have two classes - first and children.'

"Yes it definitely feels like summer!"

A Hint for Tailors - The British Abroad

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I don't care if your hands are cold - get it back on your head!!'

Stiff Upper Lip

Blair & Cameron: Tweedledum & Tweedledee.

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"I think I preferred it when the queen didn't write them."

Eton Mess

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

Meghxit

"This comb was a Christmas gift but it doesn't work."

'It's a knight in British army issue shining armour' - Knight in string vest and underpants

'It's a Mexican Wave, not a 'ALL HAIL TO THE QUEEN' you egotistical tw@t!'

Royal corgi & Butler

Sloane Square

Pizza Tower Bridge

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Rainy umbrella...

Cockney language book

Prince Charles

Queen Elizabeth II