Music Buffs Mugs

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'Lately, Master and I tend to go for our walk when the kid next door starts his trumpet practice...'

Novel Niche Markets.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tut and Carmen.

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

Horti-Culture

Triangle

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."