Music Aficionados Mugs

Man - 'Done any Pirating lately me heartie' Reply - 'Narrh, me darn cd burner's on the blink'

"And this is Brother Elvis."

"You sang the blues without paying your dues. How do you plead?"

Sammy Davis Junior

'... And the award for 'most fervent booty-shaking in a music video' goes to...'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Ostrich

"This calls for some spooky music."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Drum kit for sale...

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"I'm a big fan of The Little River Band!"

Carpool karaoke

'He has such a wide repertoire.'

Oomph-free Bogart.

'Dance music' 'Deep house' 'Speed garage' 'Intense patio'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Falling rock stars.

Mermaid and old sailor

Captain Pointy No.53 - Elvis period

"Yes that was good, but ideally we're looking to hire a mindless brute to beat two clubs on a dirty pigskin stretched over a large drum."

'When did you first realise you didn't have a child prodigy on your hands?!"

"The estranged string trio."

"I thought I shot you in Reno."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums