Song Buff Gifts

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Scotch and water musick."

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

The Directors Gut.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Music Lover.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

Bell Hop

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute