Instrument Buff Gifts

BRUCE FINDS HIS INSTRUMENT

Man using a plunger on his horn.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Get on with it!

'At least I don't have his life.'

King of Music.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Cellist

I love Harmonica

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Bell Hop

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"