Banjo Buff Gifts

"And now a request from the audience."

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Banjo Player

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Destination casinos...

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Hellbillies.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Supply was out of harps.

Black Hole Exhibit

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Like, Real Gone...

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Earplugs £2 a Pair