Banjo Buff Mugs

"And now a request from the audience."

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Banjo Player

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Destination casinos...

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Amy Winehouse

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Black Hole Exhibit

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Like, Real Gone...

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'