Band Buff Mugs

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Produce. There's lots of musical talent here. For starters we have Chuck Berry and we have the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There's John Lemon and the Talking Heads of Lettuce. The Peach Boys and the Almond Brothers Band. But one act is consistently the most popular. Elvis Parsley! I'm all shook up!

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Deflator mouse

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Mikado

A little bird told me...

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Piano Keyboard

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'