Band Buff Mugs

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"That is an outrageous slur."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Mikado

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Piano Keyboard

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)