Ballad Buff Mugs

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Scotch and water musick."

Piano Keyboard

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Of Mice and Men.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ballet Lovers

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Pair o' Keats.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."