Song Lyric Buff Mugs

George Michael at the chiropodist

US v.s. Tech Giants

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Of Mice and Men.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'We had to donwsize.'

Pair o' Keats.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

The Directors Gut.

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

The Music Lover.

Succeed

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Amy Winehouse

We're polishing our brand.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."