Song Lyric Buff Gifts

George Michael at the chiropodist

US v.s. Tech Giants

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Of Mice and Men.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Pair o' Keats.

'We had to donwsize.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

The Directors Gut.

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

The Music Lover.

Succeed

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...