Beach Buff Gifts

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Believe me, Son, things would have been a whole lot hotter if we'd stayed at home this Christmas!"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Bummer."

"Trevor's nose is running."

"Even on vacation, thanks to drones, I can get to do a little part-time bombing."

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Of Mice and Men.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Business Vacation.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Vacant possession.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Music Lover.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Tug Of War

Angler's bait

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat