Beachcombing Buffs Gifts

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Segregated Beach

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"...it's another metal detector."

'Beach snowman.'

A Poem about Sand

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Feeling for shells