Beachcomber Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Holiday time.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

Daughters on the beach

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Crab with a clown face.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'