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'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Holiday time.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Beach Barbecue

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Crab with a clown face.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"