Beachcombers At Heart T-Shirts

Coast to coast walk.

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

The Desert Island Package

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Sunblock

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"This is it? No video?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'Don't they look silly?'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Transatlantic.

Seafront Hotel.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Life Guard finds Oil.