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'Never use this alley way, it's a mugger's paradise.'

Holiday time.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Summer reading for the family.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"This is it? No video?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"