Beachgoers With A Twist T-Shirts

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Call Your Office

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

1930's bather.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

The Paunch & Judy Show

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"