Beachcombers At Heart Mugs

Coast to coast walk.

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

The Desert Island Package

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"This is it? No video?"

Sunblock

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'Don't they look silly?'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

Seafront Hotel.

Transatlantic.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

Bar. Go tell her you like long walks on the beach. She's a sandpiper.