Beachcomber Gifts

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'Ok, let's see your building permit'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

Workaholic on the beach

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

"Where is this 'away' place that you throw things?"

'Maybe it needs a little curb appeal.'

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

'We're all going on a summer holiday.'

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

'Somebody has to look out for the middle class.'

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man on a beach with a mobile phone and a laptop.

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Pirate dogs burying bones.

How To Go In

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.