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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'Ok, let's see your building permit'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

Workaholic on the beach

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'

"Where is this 'away' place that you throw things?"

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

'We're all going on a summer holiday.'

'Maybe it needs a little curb appeal.'

Man on a beach with a mobile phone and a laptop.

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Somebody has to look out for the middle class.'

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

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