Beachcombing Gifts

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

" ... well yes, technically this is waterfront property, but ... "

Optical illusion

Isolation Tank

'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

"I joined because I like sand."

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

The Sun Bather

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Coast to coast.

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

'Bummer, dude.'

'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'

'Show off!'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore. . . .without a permit.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'What happened to sand castles?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'