Beachcombing Prints

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Optical illusion

Isolation Tank

'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

"I joined because I like sand."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'What happened to sand castles?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'Show off!'

Sally sells seashells by the seashore. . . .without a permit.

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

Coast to coast.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Bummer, dude.'

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'

'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'...Just when we finally found a secluded beach...'

The Sun Bather