Beachcomber Dreams Prints

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Daughters on the beach

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Crab with a clown face.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Young Picasso at the Beach

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

A crab with a utility knife claw