Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!
Beach Book Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for that beach book buff in your life? Whether they’re unwinding with a novel by the shoreline or flipping through a favorite page-turner at the pool, our collection of playful and thoughtful items is designed to keep their reading experience fun and comfortable. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, find the perfect gift to complement their love of literature and the ocean.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
Audio Books
'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'
Myths and legends...
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."
Moby Dick
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
Fifty shades of Leveson.
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'
"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"
'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'
Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement
Christopher Isherwood
Writer Services: We fix plot holes.
"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"
'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'
"I can hear the sea boiling."
"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
"Each of my previous books had nine editions."
"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."
Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.
Books*. *Batteries not included.
'I read it and threw it into the river.'
Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.
"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."
Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.
'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'
Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading
Academics at the Beach
'It started off as stories I told my wife.'
Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.
Beach Book Buff Gifts Collection
Beach Book Buff Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for beach book buffs—perfect for keeping their favorite drinks warm during long seaside reading sessions.
Beach Book Buff Pillows
Discover comfy pillows for beach book lovers—great for lounging in style while they read their favorite stories.
Beach Book Buff Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints inspired by beach reading—brighten up any room with designs that celebrate their love for books and the sea.
Beach Book Buff T-Shirts
Find clever t-shirts for beach book enthusiasts—ideal for casual days on the beach or at home with a good book.