Beachy Bibliophile Gifts

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"Talk nerdy to me."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Desert Island Books

Academics at the Beach

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Custer's last tan.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Summer Reading

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.