Beachy Bibliophile Mugs

"Talk nerdy to me."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Desert Island Books

Academics at the Beach

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Custer's last tan.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Summer Reading

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

First library card