Playful Bibliophile Gifts

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

First library card

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

Library bus

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"Bill and I are readers."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."