Cheeky Bibliophile Gifts

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

The King's New Robes.

Library - Cats for Dummies.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Sorry, these are saved."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Book ratings.

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Real Life Bookshop.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

Chastity Belts in the Garden of Eden

"Bill and I are readers."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

The J.A. Dooty, Booty University, School for Smart Asses.

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."