Cheeky Bookworm Gifts

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'