Quirky Bookworm Gifts

Hard to Reach Books.

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

Coffee-table kids' books

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

'Have you got this in a large print edition but with a small print cover?'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Caricature of a professor

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings