Punny Bookworm Gifts

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Honoré de Balzac

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"