Cheeky Bookworm Pillows

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"