Bibliophile Giggles Gifts

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'Bront?saurus.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

The Farmer Sutra.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Rapid reading center.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Real Life Bookshop.

Book surgery.

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Charing an e-book.

The nations most brought but unread books.

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"Bill and I are readers."

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

'Books by celebrities.'

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

'This books is a little overdue...Forty years in fact! Is there a fine to pay?'

"Information on alligators!?"

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."