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'Bront?saurus.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

The nations most brought but unread books.

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

"Really? I didn't know West Hampstead went that far west"

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

"We couldn't help ourselves. It was low-hanging fruit."

Shoplifter helps himself to a book from the self-help books section.

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

'This books is a little overdue...Forty years in fact! Is there a fine to pay?'

Very Condensed Books

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."