Bookworm Chuckler Gifts

Very Condensed Books

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

Shoplifter helps himself to a book from the self-help books section.

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Jean-Paul Sartre