Bookworm's Chuckle Gifts

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

The practical psychopath

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

When love is blind.

Success Without Effort

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

I read that book on hot cereal. It started out simmering and bubbling with excitement. It rose to a boiling point but then just got mushy. After that it was just grueling!

The Joy of Sioux

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

How to show some hustle.

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Clearance.

Real Life Bookshop.

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

You're blinking wrong...

'Please answer the question and stop saying you can read about it in your book.'

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.